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Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren

Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren?t:



10. Nuts...my shaft is bent

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker

7. Look at the size of his putter

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it

3. My hands are so sweaty I can?t get a good grip

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired





And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn?t:



1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first